Past Players of Things I can do in 4 mins
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Score a TD | Ghoul | 6 | 9 | Dodge, Block | n |
15 | Ronnie Pigg | Zombie | 4 | 0 | Regenerate | |
4 | Have sex | Werewolf | 4 | 3 | Catch, Frenzy, Claw | d |
15 | Ghoulllie | Zombie | 4 | 0 | Regenerate | |
6 | Get into a fight with the GF | Wight | 7 | 21 | Block, Regenerate, Tackle, Sure Hands | d |
3 | Cook dinner | Werewolf | 15 | 62 | Catch, Frenzy, Claw, Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow | m, n |
16 | Joker | Zombie | 6 | 5 | Regenerate | m, -st |
11 | Retire a team | Zombie | 16 | 5 | Regenerate | |
7 | Run to the shop | Zombie | 16 | 0 | Regenerate | |
6 | Cook dinner | Ghoul | 5 | 17 | Dodge, Block, Catch | n |
5 | Score a TD | Ghoul | 14 | 21 | Dodge, Block, +MA | m, n |
4 | Age a niggling | Werewolf | 8 | 32 | Catch, Frenzy, Claw, +AG, Mighty Blow, Block | m, -st |
3 | RIP a legend | Werewolf | 4 | 5 | Catch, Frenzy, Claw | d |
1 | Fake death | Flesh Golem | 12 | 32 | Regenerate, Thick Skull, Stand Firm, Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n |