Past Players of SouthPark Cows bb'er's
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Mr Twig | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
15 | Mr Hand | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
12 | Clyde | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
15 | Uncle Jimbo | Carver | 4 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Clyde | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Damien | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Dog Poo | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Stan | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Kenny | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
2 | Mr Hanky | Troll | 9 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | m, n |