| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Eight Sixteenths | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Seven Fourteenths | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
10 | Six Twelfths | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
9 | Five Tenths | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Four Eighths | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
7 | Three Sixths | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |
6 | Two Fourths | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
5 | One Half | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
4 | Baker Bob | Carver | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | |
3 | Muffin Man | Carver | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | |
2 | Danish | Chaos Spawn | 1 | 2 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal | |
1 | Cookie | Chaos Spawn | 1 | 0 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal | |