| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Throw-me | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
13 | Push-me | Goblin | 5 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Smash-me | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Bomber Dribblesnot | Bombardier | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Accurate, Star, Bomb | |
12 | Smack-me | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Bash-me | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | POW-me | Goblin | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, m |
8 | Smash-me | Goblin | 10 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | POW-me | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Push-me | Goblin | 8 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
12 | Smack-me | Goblin | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
9 | Crush-me | Goblin | 1 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Smash-me | Goblin | 4 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Bash-me | Goblin | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA | d |
5 | Throw-me | Goblin | 18 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, +ST | n, m, n |
4 | Boot-me | Goblin | 9 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -av, d |
1 | L.I.T.T.L.E. | Troll | 16 | 33 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Multiple Block, +AG, Guard | n |