| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Richard Avedon | Skink | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
8 | Tiziano Vecellio | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
6 | Frederick Church | Saurus | 9 | 4 | | d |
7 | Jack Vettriano | Skink | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
8 | Raffaello Santi | Skink | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n, d |
8 | Wassily Kandinsky | Skink | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, +MA | m, n |
7 | Amedo Modigliani | Skink | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
12 | Raphael | Skink | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | |
10 | Donatello | Skink | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty | |
8 | Frida Kahlo | Skink | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Rembrandt van Rijn | Skink | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | m, -ma |
2 | Giovanni Zacchi | Saurus | 19 | 28 | Block, Mighty Blow | d |
11 | Andy Warhol | Skink | 13 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet | m |
15 | Bud Fisher | Skink | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
14 | Jim Davis | Skink | 40 | 55 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Johnny Hart | Skink | 35 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, +MA | d |
4 | Charles Schultz | Saurus | 29 | 12 | Block | m, d |
4 | Thomas Kinkade | Saurus | 4 | 4 | | m, n |
13 | Michelangelo Buonarroti | Kroxigor | 47 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone Head, Big Guy, Multiple Block, Guard | d |
6 | Vittore Carpaccio | Saurus | 51 | 55 | +MA, Stand Firm, Mighty Blow, Block | d |
11 | Norman Rockwell | Skink | 17 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | n |
12 | Henri de Toulouse Lautrec | Skink | 26 | 44 | Dodge, Stunty, Block, Side Step, Sure Feet | d |
11 | Henri Rousseau | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
5 | Vincent Van Gogh | Saurus | 13 | 9 | Block | d |
10 | Henri Matisse | Skink | 33 | 59 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Block, Sprint | n, n |
4 | Pierre Auguste Renoir | Saurus | 7 | 2 | | m, n |
9 | Paul Klee | Skink | 11 | 28 | Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Side Step | d |
8 | Salvador Dali | Skink | 17 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | n, d |
7 | Marc Chagall | Skink | 14 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | -ag, n, m, n |
3 | Pable Picasso | Saurus | 45 | 48 | +ST, Block, Break Tackle | -ma, d |
2 | Claude Monet | Saurus | 23 | 31 | Block, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow | n, m |
1 | Leonardo Da Vinci | Saurus | 47 | 63 | Block, Mighty Blow, Break Tackle, Tackle | n, d |