Past Players of I have a cunning plan!
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Bob | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | The Baby Eating Bishop | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Yed who smelt it, dealt it | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Black Adder | Goblin | 13 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Don't look now but I am coming for your Groin | Goblin | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Kevin Darling | Goblin | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
8 | Queenie | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Bob | Goblin | 12 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Pass | d |
4 | Lord Flashheart | Goblin | 15 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Baldrick | Troll | 1 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
2 | Black Adder | Goblin | 2 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ag |