Past Players of Mini Mutated Menaces
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | "Sausage Gravy" Sam | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Ralphy Sorefingers | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Timmy Beerguts | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Ruben Forkarms | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Big Hand, Diving Tackle | n, d |
9 | Lardy Jameater | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, -ma, -st |
12 | Dani Rankpits | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
11 | Arnie Ragebowls | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Joni Dinosaur | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
9 | Mingo Puswelt | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Sidney Ciderbelly | Chaos Halfling | 16 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | d |
4 | "Black" Ned Decka | Carver | 15 | 11 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Side Step | d |
3 | Boomstick Brian | Carver | 8 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |