| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Muskrat Jones | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Bad Jose | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Dude Brah | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
13 | Chupa | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Glimmernutz | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Houdini | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Kaigun Joe | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
7 | Zog Krantz | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
6 | Giffledorf | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Gartholomew | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
1 | Bazardo | Chaos Spawn | 10 | 20 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Block, Pro | m, -av |