| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Bateman 3 | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Ketchup 2 | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
4 | Frank the tank | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
13 | Pommes Frites | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Burger | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Burger | Halfling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
3 | Bateman | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Donut | Halfling | 3 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Burger | Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Häägen Dazs | Halfling | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Emmit Smith | Halfling | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Versager | Halfling | 6 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | n |
15 | Arsch | Halfling | 2 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | -st, n |
8 | Vollidiot | Halfling | 11 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST | n, d |
6 | Mintal | Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | d |
5 | Paxilexifixi | Halfling | 10 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | n |
14 | bohnen mit maisgrütze | Halfling | 8 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Sprint | n, d |
4 | Donut | Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | n, -ma |
13 | Michael Meyers | Halfling | 16 | 25 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Block, Sprint | d |
12 | Chickenwing | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Jigsaw | Halfling | 15 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -ag, d |
10 | Ketchup | Halfling | 17 | 1 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
8 | Massenmoerder | Treeman | 3 | 6 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block | d |
6 | Charles Manson | Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Chapman | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
4 | Carl Panzram | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Burger | Halfling | 12 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
2 | Bundy | Halfling | 17 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | -av, n |
1 | Bateman | Halfling | 14 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sprint | n |