Past Players of Take Over the World
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Nicolas Sarkozy | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
13 | Angela Merkel | Slave | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
4 | Brain 2.0 | Jezzail | 8 | 9 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Catch | d |
2 | Ted Turnerator 2000 | Mechavermin | 8 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Block, Tackle | n |
15 | King Abdullah | Slave | 5 | 2 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
10 | John Howard | Slave | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | d |
14 | Abe Shinzo | Slave | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Hu Jintao | Slave | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m, n |
12 | Vicente Fox | Slave | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty, Side Step | d |
4 | Brain | Jezzail | 6 | 1 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
3 | Pinky | Jezzail | 10 | 7 | Accurate, Hail Mary Pass, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Dodge | d |
2 | Ted Turnerator | Mechavermin | 5 | 22 | Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Block, Dodge | n |
10 | Boris Yeltsin | Slave | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Guard, Stunty | m, n |