| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | +AG helps a ton | Assassin | 4 | 7 | Shadowing, Stab | d |
6 | Scale model | Assassin | 3 | 8 | Shadowing, Stab, Leap | -av |
1 | Rematch! | Witch Elf | 8 | 8 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block | d |
13 | Flying squirrel | Assassin | 6 | 11 | Shadowing, Stab, Multiple Block | m, d |
4 | That can't be right | Blitzer | 6 | 20 | Block, Dodge, Leap | d |
8 | That's typical | Runner | 12 | 34 | Dump-Off, Nerves Of Steel, Dodge, Safe Throw | m, m, m, d |
18 | Aaron Hideousstream | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
7 | Is this thing on? | Assassin | 15 | 16 | Shadowing, Stab, Multiple Block, Jump Up | m, -av |
19 | Osmond Quickhammer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
5 | Snowing pretty hard | Blitzer | 20 | 35 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Leap | m, d |
6 | i think thats ready for a smack | Witch Elf | 14 | 27 | Frenzy, Dodge, Jump Up, Block, Leap | n |
4 | Someone that is trying something else besides the cookie cutter | Blitzer | 12 | 30 | Block, Dodge, Tackle | d |
15 | what are you holding there? | Lineman | 4 | 11 | Block | d |
10 | george chadling | Lineman | 6 | 11 | Block | d |
5 | do you have a theme for the names? | Thrower | 8 | 13 | Pass, +ST | m, n |
10 | tired of wise-asses pointing out the inherent contradictions of the Live Earth Concerts | Lineman | 2 | 1 | | m, n |
11 | Mostly made of Igneous Rock | Lineman | 4 | 2 | | d |
12 | sweet | Lineman | 13 | 10 | Block | d |
13 | Snappy Dresser | Lineman | 24 | 26 | Block, Dodge | m, d |
14 | be serious | Lineman | 15 | 24 | Dirty Player, Dodge | |
15 | Killhouse: what a stupid name | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
16 | Soba Beer | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | d |
4 | Otto Von SubaDiven | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block | m, n |
3 | Cheesehead Babystrangler | Blitzer | 10 | 34 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Leap | n |
2 | Captain WillyWhizbang | Blitzer | 39 | 101 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Leap, Jump Up | d |
1 | Slappy | Blitzer | 28 | 38 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Leap | d |