| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Portia de Rossi II | Catcher | 1 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | d |
6 | Lilly Allen IV | Linewoman | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Accurate | n |
2 | Nichole Ritchie IV | Blitzer | 4 | 0 | Block, Dodge | m, n |
1 | Paris Hilton III | Blitzer | 2 | 6 | Block, Dodge, Nerves of Steel | n |
6 | Lilly Allen III | Linewoman | 3 | 0 | Dodge | m, -ag |
2 | Nichole Ritchie III | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Dodge | |
15 | Ellen DeGeneres | Catcher | 9 | 1 | Catch, Dodge | d |
14 | Portia de Rossi | Catcher | 15 | 21 | Catch, Dodge, Side Step, Block | d |
3 | Lindsay Lohan IV | Blitzer | 0 | 0 | Block, Dodge | |
4 | Micha Barton IV | Blitzer | 1 | 0 | Block, Dodge | |
2 | Nichole Ritchie II | Blitzer | 4 | 0 | Block, Dodge | m |
4 | Micha Barton III | Blitzer | 5 | 6 | Block, Dodge, Guard | n |
15 | Avril Lavigne | Thrower | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Pass | |
7 | Amy Winehouse II | Linewoman | 31 | 36 | Dodge, Block, Guard, Tackle | d |
3 | Lindsay Lohan III | Blitzer | 9 | 9 | Block, Dodge, Guard | |
1 | Paris Hilton II | Blitzer | 22 | 22 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Side Step | |
16 | Halle Berry II | Thrower | 32 | 51 | Dodge, Pass, Block, Sure Hands, Accurate, Tackle | n |
13 | Victoria Beckham | Linewoman | 2 | 0 | Dodge | m, n |
12 | Hannah Montana | Linewoman | 12 | 31 | Dodge, Block, Tackle, Dirty Player | n |
4 | Micha Barton II | Blitzer | 16 | 11 | Block, Dodge, Guard | |
6 | Lilly Allen II | Linewoman | 28 | 23 | Dodge, Guard, Block | m, n |
10 | The Other Barton III | Linewoman | 3 | 5 | Dodge | m, -av |
10 | The Other Barton II | Linewoman | 1 | 0 | Dodge | m, n |
11 | Tara Reid II | Linewoman | 42 | 42 | Dodge, Block, Dirty Player, Guard | d |
3 | Lindsay Lohan II | Blitzer | 10 | 29 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Guard | |
9 | Ashlee Simpson II | Linewoman | 40 | 34 | Dodge, Block, Tackle, Pass Block | m, n |
16 | Halle Berry | Thrower | 14 | 34 | Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Block | d |
11 | Tara Reid | Linewoman | 7 | 4 | Dodge | d |
10 | The Other Barton | Linewoman | 8 | 11 | Dodge, Block | m, n |
9 | Ashlee Simpson | Linewoman | 4 | 5 | Dodge | m, n |
8 | Tila Tequila | Linewoman | 46 | 22 | Dodge, Block, Dirty Player | m, -av |
7 | Amy Winehouse | Linewoman | 23 | 14 | Dodge, +AG | d |
6 | Lilly Allan | Linewoman | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Block | m, n |
4 | Micha Barton | Blitzer | 6 | 11 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow | m, n |
3 | Lindsay Lohan | Blitzer | 5 | 16 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Dirty Player | -ag |
2 | Nichole Ritchie | Blitzer | 29 | 69 | Block, Dodge, +AG, Strip Ball, +AG, Guard | d |
1 | Paris Hilton | Blitzer | 16 | 21 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Guard | |