Past Players of Sackload of Gobbos
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Vaginal Discharge | Goblin | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Fecal Matter | Goblin | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | The Facedance Kid | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Wedding Tackle | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
14 | Meat | Goblin | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Big Fat Kick in the Chops | Goblin | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n, d |
9 | Punkass | Goblin | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | m, -ag |
5 | Zippo | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | "Date Rape" Donald | Goblin | 10 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Side Step | d |
1 | Occidental | Ogre | 15 | 42 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Block, +ST, Multiple Block | -av, d |