| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Whiner | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Slash 'em | Carver | 1 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | The Evil Murfderer!!! | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
13 | The Evil Murfderer!! | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | Stinky | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Whiner | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
13 | The Evil Murfderer! | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Miserable | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
10 | Unlucky | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
9 | Whiner | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
6 | Bother | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 25 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step | d |
5 | Nasty | Chaos Halfling | 10 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block | d |
4 | Slash 'em | Carver | 10 | 3 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Hack 'em | Carver | 9 | 2 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -av, d |