| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Massimo Troisi | Longbeard | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m |
4 | Humphrey Bogart | Blitzer | 3 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull | m |
7 | Gian maria Volontè | Longbeard | 9 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
13 | Charlie Chaplin | Runner | 17 | 51 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, +AG, Block, Pass | d |
3 | Elliott Gould | Blitzer | 6 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
11 | Vittorio Gassman | Longbeard | 6 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Buster Keaton | Runner | 24 | 101 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge, Block, Strip Ball, Tackle, Shadowing | n, d |
11 | Vittorio Gassman | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
10 | Massimo Troisi | Longbeard | 17 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Kick | -ma, -ma |
7 | Gianmaria Volontè | Longbeard | 12 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
6 | Marcello Mastroianni | Longbeard | 4 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | Buster Keaton | Runner | 2 | 20 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Dodge | d |
4 | Humphrey Bogart | Blitzer | 20 | 39 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, Mighty Blow, Tackle | n |
3 | Elliott Gould | Blitzer | 3 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull | d |
2 | Robert De Niro | Troll Slayer | 18 | 15 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | n |
1 | Jack Nicholson | Troll Slayer | 6 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | d |