| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Private Coffin | Snotling Mob | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
16 | Corporal Raygun | Snotling Goon | 7 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
6 | Private Chainsaw | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Private Barbedwire | Snotling Mob | 5 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Private Gamma | Snotling Mob | 8 | 9 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
15 | Private Daisy-Chain | Snotling Mob | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Private Grenade | Snotling Mob | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Corporal Napalm | Snotling Goon | 14 | 16 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sprint, Leap | d |
6 | Corporal Punishment | Snotling Goon | 5 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
5 | Lieutenant Doomwise | Pump Wagon | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Lieutenant Dethwise | Pump Wagon | 2 | 2 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |