| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Jennifer Grey II | Beast | 4 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration | m, n |
10 | Cálicles | Nurgling | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
15 | Linda Gottlieb | Nurgling | 20 | 19 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
15 | *puke* | Nurgling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
16 | Say | Nurgling | 14 | 4 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | -st |
14 | Alvin Myerovich | Nurgling | 23 | 17 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
13 | Paula Trueman | Nurgling | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
12 | Wayne Knight | Nurgling | 26 | 29 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
11 | Neal Jones | Nurgling | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Charles 'Honi' Coles | Nurgling | 8 | 3 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty | d |
6 | Jane Brucker | Nurgling | 9 | 8 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
4 | Cynthia Rhodes | Nurgling | 27 | 44 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Block | d |
3 | Jerry Orbach | Nurgling | 9 | 7 | Dodge, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n |
2 | Jennifer Grey | Beast | 19 | 29 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Block, Tentacles | d |
1 | Patrick Swayze | Beast | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Loner, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration | d |