| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Movement 12 Goblin | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | Dirty Love | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | More Agile Than An Elf | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Sticky Green Goo Bomb | Goblin | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Another SS DT Gob | Goblin | 14 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
13 | Evil Eye | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
11 | Stinkfoot | Goblin | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | m, n |
10 | Armour Value 9 Goblin | Goblin | 8 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint | n |
9 | Movement 9 Goblin! | Goblin | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Agility 6 Goblin! | Goblin | 5 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG | d |
6 | I Farted And I Can't Get Up | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | I.E.D. | Goblin | 11 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -av, m |
4 | My Diaper Is a Secret Weapon | Goblin | 13 | 15 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
1 | Big Boy | Troll | 7 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Multiple Block, Guard | n |