Past Players of Sadistic Masterpieces
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | warhol | Lineman | 9 | 6 | +ST | -ma, d |
15 | Alex Ross | Thrower | 2 | 1 | Pass | m, n |
7 | Dennis Bergkamp | Blitzer | 6 | 16 | Block, Tackle, Dodge | m, n |
4 | Faberge' | Lineman | 17 | 0 | | n |
1 | Mozart | Blitzer | 1 | 6 | Block | d |
13 | Dick Perez | Blitzer | 6 | 16 | Block, Dodge, Sure Hands | n |
10 | Stan Lee | Blitzer | 15 | 51 | Block, +AG, Dodge, Tackle, Side Step | -ma, m, n |
1 | Mozart | Lineman | 7 | 14 | Dodge | d |
11 | salvador dali | Lineman | 13 | 20 | +AG, Dodge | d |
10 | Walt Disney | Lineman | 4 | 2 | | d |
8 | Van Gough | Lineman | 16 | 16 | Dodge, Block | m, n |
7 | Faberge' | Lineman | 9 | 9 | Dodge | d |
6 | M.C. Esher | Lineman | 27 | 37 | Dodge, Block, Tackle | m, n |
5 | Will Esner | Lineman | 21 | 8 | Dodge | d |
4 | Warhol | Lineman | 8 | 1 | | d |
2 | Clive Barker | Lineman | 27 | 31 | Dodge, +ST, Block | d |