| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | David Rutherford III | Wardancer | 4 | 19 | Leap, Block, Dodge, +AG, Tackle | n |
15 | David Rutherford II | Wardancer | 6 | 20 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Strip Ball, Guard | d |
12 | Oscar Wilde | Catcher | 12 | 19 | Catch, Dodge, +AG, Block | m, n |
6 | Isaac Asimov II | Lineman | 17 | 16 | Block, Side Step | d |
9 | Alex Garland | Thrower | 24 | 52 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Strong Arm | d |
12 | Terry Pratchett | Catcher | 6 | 23 | Catch, Dodge, Dauntless, Block | n, n |
13 | William Shakespear II | Catcher | 8 | 38 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Leap, +MA | m, n |
15 | David Rutherford | Wardancer | 20 | 45 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Guard, +MA, Side Step | n |
14 | Ben Elton | Catcher | 11 | 53 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Tackle | -ag, m, -ma |
15 | David Rutherford | Wardancer | 5 | 19 | Leap, Block, Dodge, +MA, Strip Ball | d |
11 | George Orwell | Thrower | 29 | 79 | Pass, Sure Hands, +MA, Strong Arm, Safe Throw, +AG | n, n |
9 | William Shakespear | Lineman | 11 | 0 | | d |
8 | Aldous Huxley | Lineman | 40 | 26 | Kick, +AG | -ma, d |
7 | T. S. Eliot | Lineman | 46 | 34 | Guard, +ST, Block | d |
6 | Arthur Conan Doyle | Lineman | 22 | 33 | Dodge, Block, Tackle | m, n |
5 | Charles Dickins | Lineman | 31 | 51 | Block, Dodge, Side Step, Tackle | -av, m, n |
4 | Nick Hornby | Lineman | 2 | 9 | | d |
3 | Isaac Asimov | Lineman | 12 | 10 | Block | n, d |
2 | Robert Burns | Lineman | 10 | 3 | | n, d |
1 | Douglas Adams | Lineman | 3 | 8 | Block | d |