Past Players of Flowerpicking pushovers
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
7 | Designated Kicker II | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | n |
13 | You want me to do What? | Catcher | 9 | 18 | Catch, Dodge, Sure Hands, Sure Feet | d |
12 | I am firing my Agent | Lineman | 11 | 13 | Block | m, n |
11 | Put me out of my Misery | Lineman | 14 | 14 | Block | -av |
7 | Designated Kicker | Lineman | 12 | 7 | Guard | d |
9 | Trade Me please | Lineman | 15 | 18 | +ST, Block | d |
8 | Just put me on the Bench | Thrower | 14 | 23 | Pass, Accurate, Sure Hands | n |
6 | Dont Hurt Me | Catcher | 14 | 24 | Catch, Dodge, Sure Feet, Sprint | n |
5 | Play Dead | Catcher | 14 | 22 | Catch, Dodge, Diving Catch, Sprint | -st |
3 | Termite Infested | Treeman | 15 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Guard, Multiple Block | n, n |
2 | Screams like a Girl | Wardancer | 1 | 0 | Leap, Block, Dodge | d |
1 | Dancing Queen | Wardancer | 15 | 13 | Leap, Block, Dodge, Pass Block | d |