Past Players of Canned Khaos
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Uncle of Wildling | Beastman | 1 | 5 | Horns | d |
13 | Wedgie | Beastman | 7 | 3 | Horns | d |
5 | Son of Chump | Beastman | 8 | 19 | Horns, Sure Hands, Block | d |
13 | Wedgie | Beastman | 1 | 0 | Horns | |
6 | Grandson of Quark | Beastman | 7 | 10 | Horns, Tackle | m, n |
10 | Grandson of Wildling | Beastman | 10 | 11 | Horns, Sure Hands | n |
6 | Son of Quark | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | m |
10 | Son of Wildling | Beastman | 4 | 4 | Horns | n |
8 | Son of Spaced | Beastman | 5 | 0 | Horns | d |
11 | Ten Ton | Beastman | 8 | 18 | Horns, Sure Hands, Kick | n |
10 | Wildling | Beastman | 11 | 17 | Horns, Block, Claw | d |
8 | Spaced | Beastman | 5 | 5 | Horns | -ma |
6 | Quark | Beastman | 15 | 18 | Horns, Block, Pro | n |
5 | Chump | Beastman | 22 | 52 | Horns, +AG, Block, Pro, Sure Hands | -ag |
2 | Bitchen | Chaos Warrior | 28 | 44 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | n, m, n |