Past Players of Plan to Cheat or Plan to Lose
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Ima Gonnadye | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
14 | Yippy Coronary | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Doin TripnFall | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ag |
12 | Iuonga Bottomheavy | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, d |
11 | Yipper Dodgeabeatin | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Pronto Hopsolot | Pogo Stick | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Whirling Woggert | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
6 | Toof Lowkicker | Kicker | 4 | 2 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Smokey Jorx | Bomber | 5 | 10 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, Pass | d |