| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Eos is our Homeland | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
9 | Venus is the real Redlight | Saurus | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | Pluto was our hoax | Saurus | 3 | 6 | Block | m, n |
6 | Synn goes to Hyperspace | Skink | 6 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
15 | Uber is from Venus, yeah, you get it | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
13 | Burn is from Mars | Skink | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Who let the squiggie out | Skink | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, -st |
8 | No antennaes means no life | Skink | 8 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Dirty Player | n, -av, d |
6 | We eat stainless steel | Skink | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Ring of Saturn is our Redlight | Skink | 20 | 25 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | n |
9 | Omega-3 is our new drug to you | Saurus | 17 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Frenzy | d |
9 | How do you like our transgenic food? | Saurus | 1 | 0 | | d |
8 | No need for antennaes | Skink | 10 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | n |
7 | Alpha Centauri is our beach club | Skink | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | n, m |
10 | We brainwashed John Madden | Skink | 28 | 35 | Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint | -av, d |
7 | NFL is our main drug to you | Skink | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Mind Worn | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Napster is our mind controller | Skink | 9 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | We eat radiowaves | Skink | 9 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
10 | Squid Undercover | Skink | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -av, d |
7 | Men in Black: jokers | Skink | 4 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Dirty Player | m, n |
2 | Chavez is one of us | Kroxigor | 14 | 9 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone Head, Big Guy, Guard | -ag, n, d |
9 | One less step for humankind | Skink | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
2 | Yes, we eat babies | Saurus | 9 | 10 | Side Step | n, d |
14 | We created the Internet you fools! | Skink | 32 | 90 | Dodge, Stunty, Catch, +MA, +MA, Sure Feet, Sprint | -av, m, n |
7 | Billy Graham is our insider | Skink | 15 | 24 | Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Sure Feet | d |
11 | Squid with a mission | Skink | 24 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
12 | Our base is on Dark Side of the Moon | Saurus | 50 | 57 | Block, Mighty Blow, Frenzy, Break Tackle | d |
13 | Who said we needed teleports? | Skink | 39 | 50 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +MA, Sure Feet | n, m, n |
11 | We breed with your species | Skink | 7 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | -av, d |
10 | Inbreeding is our science | Kroxigor | 21 | 11 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone Head, Big Guy, Guard | m, n |
8 | Star Trek scriptor from Mars | Skink | 36 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet | -ma, d |
13 | Elephant Man was our experiment | Skink | 11 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
12 | Purple is our Tan color | Saurus | 12 | 5 | | d |
10 | Putin is our informant | Skink | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
11 | We live on Neutrinos alone | Skink | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | -av, d |
10 | Will Smith RIP | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
9 | Yes ladies, we have tentacles | Skink | 30 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint | m, n |
8 | That Green Body was a dud | Skink | 7 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step | d |
7 | Bill Graham is on our payroll | Skink | 21 | 26 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Dirty Player | d |
6 | Koresh was one of us | Skink | 51 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Sprint, +ST, Block | n, d |
4 | Rowland is not a joke | Saurus | 72 | 52 | Break Tackle, Stand Firm, Block, Guard | -av, -ma, d |
3 | I've got the Patent on Jesus | Saurus | 79 | 58 | Block, Break Tackle, Tackle, Guard | n, m, -av |
2 | Stonehenge | Saurus | 27 | 13 | Block | d |
1 | Corn Fields | Saurus | 32 | 38 | Diving Tackle, Tackle, Side Step | d |