| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Dizzy VI | Fanatic | 2 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Swinga V | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Swinga V | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Dizzy V | Fanatic | 5 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Dizzy IV | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Swinga IV | Fanatic | 5 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
4 | Dizzy III | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Wombat II | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
3 | Swinga III | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Low IQ II | Goblin | 9 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m |
3 | Swinga II | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
11 | Eejut IV | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Dorkus II | Goblin | 14 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
9 | Numnutz II | Goblin | 14 | 9 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
4 | Dizzy II | Fanatic | 7 | 25 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Guard, +MA | d |
15 | Low IQ | Goblin | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Stoopid | Goblin | 18 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Hail Mary Pass | d |
13 | Gormless | Goblin | 12 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, m |
12 | Dunce | Goblin | 18 | 31 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Guard, Block, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Eejut | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
10 | Ficko | Goblin | 14 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | -st, m, n |
9 | Numnutz | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Dorkus | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Wombat | Goblin | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
6 | Boota | Kicker | 19 | 1 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Dizzy | Fanatic | 2 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
3 | Swinga | Fanatic | 5 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |