| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Thief | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
14 | Belcher | Fanatic | 6 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
12 | Acrobat | Goblin | 4 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
15 | Lion tamer | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st, d |
14 | Greased Midget | Goblin | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
12 | Dog Boy | Goblin | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
8 | Fallen Angel | Goblin | 2 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | m, n |
13 | hopeless | Fanatic | 4 | 10 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Spinning Jenny | Fanatic | 2 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
12 | Jinnnuine mermaid | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Man with 3 nipples | Goblin | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, m, n |
12 | Midget | Goblin | 3 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Bearded lady | Goblin | 13 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Whirling Dervish | Fanatic | 12 | 6 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Block | d |
8 | Nobby | Kicker | 9 | 10 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
3 | Juggler of firecrackers | Bomber | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
2 | Mighty Mervyn the strongman | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |