| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Sock Mountain | Snotling Goon | 7 | 13 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, +AG | d |
3 | Kid's Stuff | Pump Wagon | 7 | 11 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon, +MA | d |
16 | Kowalski | Snotling Goon | 3 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
14 | Rubber N*pple Salesman | Snotling Goon | 9 | 7 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Catch | -av, m, n |
15 | Joy Joy | Snotling Goon | 12 | 19 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Sprint, Diving Tackle | d |
16 | Happy Happy | Snotling Goon | 3 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
10 | Firedog | Snotling Mob | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
8 | Muddy Mudskipper | Snotling Mob | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Gritty Kitty | Snotling Mob | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
4 | Doctor Stupid | Troll | 7 | 4 | Mighty Blow, Always Hungry, Loner, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate | m, n |
3 | Mr. Horse | Pump Wagon | 4 | 0 | Ball & Chain, Nerves Of Steel, Extra Arms, Secret Weapon | d |