Past Players of Its Gunna Hurtz
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Fail DNA Testes | Beastman Runner | 1 | 5 | Horns | -av |
8 | Tooth Puller | Beastman Runner | 12 | 6 | Horns, Dirty Player | d |
9 | Divorce Lawyers | Beastman | 3 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
4 | Badd Dice Roler | Chaos Warrior | 14 | 6 | Pass Block | n |
13 | Me Fou Lin Wu | Beastman Runner | 24 | 26 | Horns, Dirty Player, Block | d |
11 | Fou Ling | Beastman | 2 | 9 | Horns, Dirty Player | d |
9 | Marriage | Beastman | 8 | 10 | Horns, +AG | d |
8 | Nagging Beast | Beastman | 13 | 21 | Horns, Sure Hands, Block | d |
5 | Grouchy teethpuller | Beastman | 5 | 14 | Horns, Claw | m, n |
4 | Bankmanager | Beastman | 5 | 4 | Horns | d |
3 | Tax Beast | Beastman | 13 | 25 | Horns, +AG, Dodge | -ma, m, n |
1 | Fan Killer | Minotaur | 9 | 12 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, Guard | m, n |