Past Players of Da Teeme Uneek
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
11 | Steel Curtain | Thrower | 4 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block | d |
10 | erewego | Lineman | 5 | 6 | | d |
10 | Duh | Troll | 1 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
10 | Etz do This | Troll | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy | d |
11 | Kurt Bunzers | Thrower | 15 | 41 | Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Dodge, Kick | n |
12 | Gumstick Evergreen | Goblin | 16 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | n |
11 | Gorgan Krakenbooger | Goblin | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Smillfoot Toejam | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
9 | Whoard Sainteeth | Goblin | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
7 | Stuart Squidspirt | Blitzer | 17 | 16 | Block, Guard, Mighty Blow | n |
1 | Biggunz McBigz | Black Orc Blocker | 24 | 21 | Block, Stand Firm | d |