| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | OBEY | Rotter | 1 | 0 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance | d |
15 | Man Beast | Beastman | 6 | 16 | Horns, Block, Guard | m, n |
10 | Beast-E-Man-3 | Beastman | 4 | 6 | Horns, Block | m, n |
4 | Spoony-R-None-1 | Beastman | 4 | 4 | Horns | m, -st |
5 | Perfectly Harmless Ticking Device | Beastman | 4 | 7 | Horns | d |
2 | Mission Briefing | Beastman | 15 | 25 | Horns, Block, Tackle | m, n |
12 | Super Happy Fun Pills | Beastman | 2 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
7 | Loud Fun | Rotter | 12 | 12 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance, Block | d |
11 | Cone Rifle | Beastman | 12 | 6 | Horns, Block | d |
9 | Laser Pistol (no barrel) | Beastman | 13 | 6 | Horns, Dirty Player | -av |
7 | Mutant Traitor Commie Scum | Rotter | 3 | 0 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance | m, n |
12 | Friendy Mission Reminder | Beastman | 8 | 20 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
14 | Sierra Club | Beastman | 28 | 40 | Horns, Foul Appearance, Block, Guard | m, -st |
4 | Teela-O-Malley | Rotter | 12 | 7 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance, Block | n |
3 | Mr. Bubbles | Beastman | 40 | 65 | Horns, Block, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Tackle | d |
2 | Happiness Officer | Beastman | 15 | 19 | Horns, Block, +MA | d |
15 | Cancer Free Cigarettes | Beastman | 8 | 6 | Horns, Dirty Player | d |
2 | Insufficient Secuirty Clearance | Beastman | 3 | 0 | Horns | d |
9 | Wakey Wakey Pill | Rotter | 3 | 5 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance | d |
14 | Synn | Beastman | 13 | 16 | Horns, Foul Appearance | d |
7 | Mission Equipment | Beastman | 15 | 19 | Horns, Block, Break Tackle | m, n |
6 | C-Bay | Rotter | 44 | 52 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance, Tentacles, Block, Stand Firm, +AV | n |
12 | Hot Fun | Beastman | 5 | 5 | Horns | d |
11 | Green IntSec Guard | Rotter | 19 | 40 | Regenerate, Foul Appearance, Block, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
11 | Cold Fun | Beastman | 2 | 6 | Horns, +MA | n |
10 | Mandatory Bonus Duty | Beastman | 34 | 46 | Horns, +MA, Block, Mighty Blow | d |
9 | Scrub Bot | Beastman | 4 | 0 | Horns | m, n |
8 | Registered Mutant | Beastman | 47 | 28 | Horns, Kick, Dirty Player | m, n |
7 | Filthy Commie Scum | Beastman | 4 | 4 | Horns | m, n |
6 | Black Spray Paint | Beastman | 4 | 6 | Horns, Thick Skull | n |
5 | Expirmental R&D Toothbrush | Beastman | 34 | 53 | Horns, Block, Guard, Tackle, Dodge | n |
4 | Food Vat | Beastman | 16 | 19 | Horns, Block, Tackle | d |
3 | Bouncy Bubbly Beverage | Beastman | 8 | 22 | Horns, +MA, Thick Skull | n |
2 | Red Troubleshooter | Beastman | 6 | 22 | Horns, Block, Break Tackle | n |