| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
15 | Midget Scissor Kick to the groin | Longbeard | 10 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
13 | Bill Brasky | Longbeard | 19 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | A Sack of Pennies to the Groin II | Longbeard | 13 | 18 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
9 | High Heel...to the Groin | Longbeard | 34 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Dirty Player, Side Step | m |
9 | Hand Rail...to the Groin | Longbeard | 3 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, n |
6 | A Ton of Bricks | Blitzer | 31 | 51 | Block, Thick Skull, Guard, +AG, +AG, Dodge | n |
5 | Eighteen Wheeler | Blitzer | 27 | 19 | Block, Thick Skull, Diving Tackle, Guard | d |
4 | Louisville Slugger | Troll Slayer | 19 | 33 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Piling On | d |
3 | Brass Knuckles | Troll Slayer | 34 | 71 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Piling On, Tackle, Guard | m, n |
12 | A Sack of Pennies to the Groin | Longbeard | 12 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | -av, m, -ag |
13 | Two By Four (ala Buford Pusser) | Longbeard | 15 | 9 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow | n |
14 | Hitting a Bus Head-On (driven byChuck Norris) | Longbeard | 14 | 17 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard, Kick | n, d |
15 | Three-Story Fall (After a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) | Longbeard | 16 | 16 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Diving Tackle, Guard | n |
16 | Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick | Longbeard | 35 | 51 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard, Piling On, Pro | m, n |