Past Players of Happy Slapping
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
10 | Peter | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
10 | Buller | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | m, n |
8 | Damien | Skink | 3 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
8 | Damien | Skink | 3 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
13 | Birk | Kroxigor | 7 | 17 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Prehensile Tail, Bone Head, Big Guy, Block | d |
12 | Bubber | Skink | 27 | 75 | Dodge, Stunty, +AG, Leap, Sure Feet, +AG | d |
11 | Otto | Skink | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty | d |
10 | Francis | Skink | 21 | 39 | Dodge, Stunty, +ST, Side Step, Diving Catch | -ma |
9 | Asmild | Skink | 24 | 31 | Dodge, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Catch | m, n |
8 | alfred | Skink | 12 | 11 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Ahorn | Skink | 12 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Leap | n |
3 | Victor | Saurus | 9 | 0 | | d |
1 | blomst | Saurus | 15 | 2 | | m, n |