| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Edward Applebee IV | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
7 | Rosemary Cross III | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
1 | Max Fischer | Head Carver | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff | d |
16 | Mr. Littlejeans iii | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Serpico iii | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Edward Applebee 3 | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ma, d |
1 | Max Fischer, Esq. | Head Carver | 11 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block | m, -st |
16 | Ronny Blume | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 1 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Dirk Calloway ii | Carver | 8 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Margaret Yang Jr | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Serpico 2 | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Edward Applebee | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
13 | Edward Applebee | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
12 | Serpico | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | |
11 | Mr. Little Jeans II | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Rosemary Cross II | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
11 | Mr. LittleJeans | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
10 | Coach Beck | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | Dr. Peter Flynn | Chaos Halfling | 23 | 30 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player, Block | d |
8 | Bert Fischer | Chaos Halfling | 23 | 24 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
7 | Margaret Yang | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Rosemary Cross | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | Dirk Calloway | Carver | 8 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | m, n |
4 | Herman Blume | Carver | 5 | 5 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | -st, m, -av |
3 | Dr. Nelson Guggenheim | Chaos Spawn | 6 | 15 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Multiple Block | d |
1 | Max Fischer | Head Carver | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Block | d |