Past Players of Why the 80s had to end
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | Ankie Bagger | Lineman | 1 | 0 | | m, n |
16 | Neon 2 | Lineman | 4 | 6 | Block | m, n |
15 | Dolph L | Lineman | 4 | 8 | | d |
15 | Arkadspel | Lineman | 2 | 0 | | m, n |
14 | Benvärmare | Lineman | 4 | 7 | Guard | d |
15 | Wham | Lineman | 5 | 0 | | m, n |
14 | Susie | Lineman | 4 | 3 | | -av |
13 | Lilli | Lineman | 14 | 6 | Dirty Player | n |
11 | Donkey Kong | Thrower | 12 | 2 | Pass, Sure Hands | d |
9 | Sylvester Stallone | Catcher | 21 | 21 | Catch, Dodge, Block, Side Step | -ma, m, -ma |
11 | Fibban | Thrower | 6 | 0 | Pass, Sure Hands | m, -ma |
16 | Neonfärger | Lineman | 23 | 15 | Block | d |
15 | Synth-tofs | Lineman | 22 | 16 | Block, Tackle | m, n |
14 | Hockeyfrilla | Lineman | 11 | 0 | | m, n |
13 | Gymping | Lineman | 8 | 12 | Block | -ma, m, n |
11 | Mitt livs novell | Lineman | 3 | 0 | | m, n |
9 | Vinyl | Lineman | 12 | 6 | Guard | d |
5 | Milli Vanilli | Thrower | 39 | 50 | Pass, Sure Hands, Accurate, Dump Off, +ST | n, m, n |