| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | Doom Diver Catapult | Star Player | 0 | 0 | Pass, Hail Mary Pass, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Blunderbuss | |
9 | Born Lumpy V | Snotling Goon | 2 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
9 | Born Lumpy IV | Snotling Goon | 1 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, -ag |
9 | Born Lumpy III | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, -ma |
9 | Born Lumpy II | Snotling Goon | 1 | 0 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | d |
9 | Born Lumpy | Snotling Goon | 1 | 3 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy | m, n |
7 | Born Slippy | Snotling Goon | 4 | 6 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | m, n |
6 | Born Gooey | Snotling Goon | 10 | 11 | Diving Tackle, Dodge, Side Step, Right Stuff, Stunty, Titchy, Side Step | -av, m, n |
11 | Let's Stick Together | Snotling Mob | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Green Tac (TM) | Snotling Mob | 8 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
15 | Dances With Nose Hair | Snotling Mob | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Snot Him Again | Snotling Mob | 10 | 4 | Dodge, Side Step, Thick Skull, Two Heads, Regeneration, Right Stuff, Stunty | m |