Past Players of I Hate These Chumps
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Skitzy | Goblin | 6 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
7 | Pitzy | Goblin | 12 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
10 | Titzy | Goblin | 16 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +MA, Diving Tackle | m, n |
9 | Ditzy | Goblin | 15 | 25 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, Side Step | d |
8 | Ritzy | Goblin | 20 | 44 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch, +AG, Side Step | d |
7 | Skitzy | Goblin | 2 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Blitzy | Goblin | 8 | 10 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | -st, d |
2 | Chumperoo | Ogre | 9 | 18 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate, Guard, Multiple Block | n, m, n |