Past Players of Ladies on Wheels
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
3 | Becky Backpain | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 7 | 12 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow | d |
10 | Ally Arthritis | Tribal Linewoman | 7 | 0 | Dodge | d |
8 | Wilma Varicose | Tribal Linewoman | 7 | 0 | Dodge | -ma, d |
8 | Wilma Varicose | Tribal Linewoman | 6 | 11 | Dodge, Block | m, m |
2 | Sally Soonbald | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 4 | 6 | Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow | m, m, -ma |
2 | Trinny Toestub | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 3 | 7 | Block, Dodge, Guard | d |
8 | Harriet Hairfall | Tribal Linewoman | 4 | 0 | Dodge | |
3 | Becky Backpain | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 12 | 19 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow | m |
3 | Hilda Heartfailure | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 3 | 2 | Block, Dodge | -st |
5 | Sarah Sourthroat | Tribal Linewoman | 19 | 29 | Dodge, Block, Tackle | d |
16 | Ellen Elderly | Piranha Warrior Catcher | 4 | 0 | Catch, Dodge | |
13 | Ruthy Wrinkles | Eagle Warrior Thrower | 31 | 57 | Dodge, Pass, Sure Hands, Block, Leader, Guard | n |
4 | Nellie Nostrils | Blitzer | 5 | 10 | Block, Dodge, Guard | n |
13 | Gilda Gallstone | Thrower | 2 | 9 | Dodge, Pass, Block | n |
10 | Ally Arthritis | Tribal Linewoman | 27 | 16 | Dodge, Block, Wrestle | m, d |
9 | Iris Incontinence | Tribal Linewoman | 12 | 8 | Dodge, Diving Tackle | m |
8 | Suzy Sweatalot | Linewoman | 6 | 2 | Dodge | m, -av |
7 | Agatha Amnesia | Tribal Linewoman | 34 | 47 | Dodge, Block, Kick, Tackle | n |
3 | Dorothy Deaf | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 11 | 16 | Block, Dodge, Tackle, Multiple Block | |
5 | Naomi Kneecap | Linewoman | 5 | 0 | Dodge | |
2 | Bonnie Blind | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 16 | 20 | Block, Dodge, Dauntless, Guard | |
1 | Linda Lame | Koka Kalim Blitzer | 22 | 34 | Block, Dodge, Guard, Mighty Blow, Juggernaut | d |