| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
14 | Paulie Mayonaise | Halfling | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Lenny Lolipops | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Ollie Ostrehepher | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -av |
7 | Yuri Bellshollow | Halfling | 5 | 8 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | n, m, -ma |
15 | Bobbie Malort | Halfling | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
15 | Hermes Hamilton | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -st |
3 | Johann "The Greased Pig" Santenow | Halfling | 8 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
14 | Nicolas "The Enforcer" Maynard | Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Todd "Bit-O" Honeypot | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
10 | Neil "Bac-o-Bitz" Flarney | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Smith | Treeman | 12 | 27 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm, Multiple Block, Pro | d |
7 | Sammy "McMuffin" McDuffin | Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | -av |
6 | Tommy "Tub-a-goo" Trenton | Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | n |
5 | Millton Mayweather | Halfling | 7 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m |
2 | Remmy Licken | Halfling | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | n, m, n |