| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
2 | Spinnie II | Fanatic | 1 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
7 | Ode to Gobbo | Goblin | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
1 | Spinnie | Fanatic | 6 | 4 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | -ma, d |
11 | Mac Mac Mac | Goblin | 4 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Saint Sterky Mud | Goblin | 14 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Block, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Xesty | Goblin | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
10 | Xinger | Goblin | 7 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | n, d |
7 | Sir Raphifold Clop | Goblin | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Bouncy | Pogo Stick | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff, Sure Feet | d |
3 | It wasn't me | Kicker | 6 | 5 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
2 | Swinger | Fanatic | 9 | 2 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | -ma, d |
1 | Not long for this world | Fanatic | 3 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |