| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Meat Pie | Squig Herder | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Ugly Duckling Foot | Squig Herder | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Lumps | Squig | 7 | 16 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, Dodge | d |
16 | Huge Moldy Apple | Squig Herder | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Tire Tread Cake | Squig Herder | 7 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
11 | Gugly | Squig Herder | 8 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
14 | Toilet Bowl Water and GIn | Squig Herder | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
4 | Scrunched | Squig | 14 | 4 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | m, n |
14 | Scrunch | Squig | 2 | 2 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid | d |
12 | Lump | Squig | 11 | 19 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, +AG, Dodge | m, n |
11 | Bell Pepper Roadkill | Squig Herder | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
9 | Fuzzy Rye | Squig Herder | 19 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG, Side Step | d |
8 | Nasty Tuna | Squig Herder | 12 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -av, d |
7 | Last Weeks Brussel Sprouts | Squig Herder | 17 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | m, n |
6 | Squishy Tomatoes | Squig Herder | 17 | 18 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Dirty Player | n, d |
5 | Gangreen Steak | Squig Herder | 16 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Sour Tofu | Squig Herder | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
3 | Rotten Eggs | Squig Herder | 6 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | -ag, d |
1 | Jerimiah | Squig Hopper | 20 | 79 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge, Side Step, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet, Diving Catch | n |