| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Fun in your Face | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
15 | Macbook | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Ugly Noble | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, m, d |
6 | Twice Upon Two Times | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Wurmfurz | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Stuntz | Chaos Halfling | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Moar BlingBling | Chaos Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Teh Sexeh | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -ag, d |
15 | Spooney | Chaos Halfling | 15 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
13 | Die Linkspartei | Chaos Halfling | 14 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
15 | Die Hard | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
14 | Break Through | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | LingFling | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | Goblin in Disguise | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n, d |
11 | Fighter | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 11 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
10 | Erection | Chaos Halfling | 21 | 34 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +AG, Side Step | n, d |
9 | Diamond | Chaos Halfling | 20 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
8 | Churchill | Chaos Halfling | 26 | 41 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +ST, Side Step | -av, -ma, n, d |
7 | Building | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +AG | d |
6 | Agony | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ag, d |
4 | Brian "The Knife" Slicer | Carver | 15 | 15 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Pro | d |
3 | Woodpekker | Carver | 13 | 12 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon, Block | d |