Past Players of Baseball's Darkest Days
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
9 | s | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
8 | a | Ogre | 0 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | |
7 | Tejada is Suspected | Goblin | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
11 | fooled fan | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
10 | equipment manager | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
9 | trainer | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
8 | bench coach | Goblin | 0 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | |
1 | Clemens Denies Taking PEDs | Ogre | 3 | 5 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | d |
2 | Selig's Legacy | Ogre | 2 | 0 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Bone Head, Throw Team Mate | m, n |