Past Players of Southern Dwarfs
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
5 | Lost Baddie | Longbeard | 2 | 0 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
5 | I Kill You! | Troll Slayer | 2 | 6 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow | n |
12 | I Kill You! | Troll Slayer | 6 | 2 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy | d |
9 | Narf | Longbeard | 16 | 12 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Guard | d |
8 | Humiliation! | Longbeard | 12 | 5 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | d |
6 | Beatdown | Longbeard | 17 | 27 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
4 | Bouncer | Longbeard | 13 | 4 | Block, Thick Skull, Tackle | m, -ma |
5 | Worst Player Ever | Runner | 9 | 31 | Sure Hands, Thick Skull, Pass, Accurate, Block | n |
3 | Woop | Blitzer | 18 | 37 | Block, Thick Skull, Mighty Blow, Guard | d |
1 | Silence! | Troll Slayer | 13 | 30 | Block, Thick Skull, Dauntless, Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Guard | m, n |