| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
6 | Disgusting Bananna | Squig Herder | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
4 | Moldy Tuna Fish | Squig Herder | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Last Months Leftovers | Squig Herder | 5 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
15 | Juicy ROtten Eggs | Squig Herder | 5 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -ma |
11 | Hairy Spaghetti | Squig Herder | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Baridiche | Squig Hopper | 9 | 35 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge, Diving Tackle, Sure Feet | n |
12 | Bullwhip | Squig | 11 | 17 | Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Mighty Blow, Claw, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, No Hands, Really Stupid, +AG, Dodge | d |
11 | Special Fudge Sundae | Squig Herder | 6 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step | d |
10 | Urine Beer | Squig Herder | 14 | 27 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, +ST | d |
8 | Septic Shake | Squig Herder | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
7 | Science Project | Squig Herder | 8 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, +MA | d |
6 | Fuzzy Steak | Squig Herder | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
4 | Moldy Tuna | Squig Herder | 9 | 3 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
1 | Battle Axe | Squig Hopper | 2 | 12 | Pro, Leap, Sprint, Juggernaut, Two Heads, Very Long Legs, Blood Lust, Dodge | m, n |