| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
8 | Pvt. Salad | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Pvt. Hinsdale | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Pvt. Twotoes | Halfling | 2 | 3 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
8 | Cpl. Bob | Halfling | 12 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
3 | Cpt. G-Fresh | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
3 | Cpl. Poontang | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
10 | Cpt. Dirtee Jersee | Halfling | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
15 | Sgt. Snowball | Halfling | 9 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | m, n |
6 | Lt. Dan | Halfling | 23 | 19 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | -ag, d |
14 | Pvt. O'Doul | Halfling | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
13 | Pvt. Raftorman | Halfling | 15 | 12 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | -ag, m, n |
12 | Cpt. Chips | Halfling | 19 | 20 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +ST, Side Step | n, n, d |
11 | Pvt. Toejam | Halfling | 19 | 23 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, +AG | -ma, d |
10 | Pvt. Bradley | Halfling | 4 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, -ma |
9 | Pvt. Hellcat | Halfling | 20 | 27 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | d |
8 | Sgt. Cupcakes | Halfling | 13 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
6 | Pvt. Bucklebee | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
5 | Lt. Blue | Halfling | 17 | 17 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle, Side Step | m, -st |
4 | Cpl. Moonshine | Halfling | 16 | 29 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, +AG, +AG | d |
3 | Pvt. Joker | Halfling | 11 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |