Past Players of Masterminds Meatheads
| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
4 | Eugene Green | Chaos Warrior | 3 | 9 | Block | m, n |
9 | Cousin Dan | Beastman | 4 | 14 | Horns, Block | m, n |
1 | Half-Brother Deevon | Troll | 18 | 16 | Mighty Blow, Regenerate, Really Stupid, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Guard, +AG | m, -ma |
4 | Inconclusive DNA test | Chaos Warrior | 22 | 20 | Block, Guard | m, n |
1 | Half-Brother Cletus | Minotaur | 9 | 21 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Frenzy, Horns, Throw Team Mate, Always Hungry, Big Guy, Wild Animal, +AG, Guard | m, n |
15 | Grutas Horne | Beastman | 17 | 18 | Horns, Block, Guard | d |
14 | Gene Mutatus | Beastman | 32 | 32 | Horns, Claw, Piling On | -ag, d |
10 | Rump Rider | Beastman | 11 | 11 | Horns, Block | d |
8 | Stagg Horne | Beastman | 32 | 51 | Horns, Block, Tackle, Guard, Mighty Blow | d |
9 | Unnatural Selection In Action | Beastman | 24 | 39 | Horns, Big Hand, Block, +AG | d |
7 | Beast Manne | Beastman | 18 | 27 | Horns, Block, Claw | d |