| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
12 | Pin Cushion Queen | Halfling | 7 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
9 | Melonhead | Halfling | 3 | 6 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Catch | d |
1 | Mummy Boy | Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Pin Cushion Queen | Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Oyster Boy | Halfling | 14 | 16 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Guard, Side Step | d |
8 | Robot Boy | Halfling | 5 | 9 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Diving Tackle | d |
7 | Toxic Boy | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
12 | Pin Cushion Queen | Halfling | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
9 | Melonhead | Halfling | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
8 | Robot Boy | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
7 | Roy, the Toxic Boy | Halfling | 1 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |
6 | Oyster Boy | Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | m, n |
5 | Stick Boy | Treeman | 3 | 2 | Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Take Root, Throw Team Mate, Big Guy, Stand Firm | d |
2 | Junk Girl | Halfling | 7 | 7 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff, Side Step | d |
1 | Mummy Boy | Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Stunty, Right Stuff | d |