| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
1 | Fruitie | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Dervish | Fanatic | 5 | 10 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
16 | Stompie | Goblin | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -st |
12 | Floopie | Goblin | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
1 | Dervish | Fanatic | 3 | 5 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
2 | Moosy | Fanatic | 7 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
15 | Kickie | Kicker | 8 | 10 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
14 | Tomato | Goblin | 8 | 14 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | m, n |
1 | Dervish | Fanatic | 5 | 0 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon | d |
13 | Sherlock | Goblin | 17 | 15 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, d |
12 | Banana | Goblin | 5 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | -av, n, m, n |
7 | Got milk? | Goblin | 7 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Wants a gun | Goblin | 8 | 6 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | n, m, n |
9 | Stickie | Pogo Stick | 6 | 5 | Dodge, Leap, Sprint, Very Long Legs, Right Stuff | n, d |
7 | Right in the nuts | Kicker | 1 | 0 | Dirty Player, Kick, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | Black | Looney | 9 | 0 | Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon | n, n |
4 | Hot potato | Bomber | 3 | 5 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty | d |
3 | 'Ere ya go | Bomber | 15 | 9 | Dodge, Bombardier, Secret Weapon, Stunty, +AG | -st, d |
2 | Stop moving the room | Fanatic | 7 | 7 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Sure Feet | d |
1 | Whirl | Fanatic | 5 | 9 | Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, +MA | d |