| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
16 | lasagna | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | cake | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
16 | Rum and coke | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
11 | Fudge | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -av |
16 | salsa | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 5 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, n |
5 | cheetos | Chaos Halfling | 22 | 29 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet, Big Hand | m, n |
15 | Royale with Cheese | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 16 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | -ma, d |
14 | pudding | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | taquito | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 4 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | pork | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
12 | chalupa | Chaos Halfling | 13 | 23 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw, Side Step | d |
11 | Jambalaya | Chaos Halfling | 8 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |
10 | Beans | Chaos Halfling | 26 | 27 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Diving Tackle | d |
9 | 7-11 Slurpee | Chaos Halfling | 26 | 46 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle, +AG, Side Step | n, m, n |
8 | Ice Cream | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -ma |
6 | pizza | Chaos Halfling | 2 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
5 | salad | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | m, -st |
3 | Chicken | Chaos Halfling | 23 | 13 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Catch | d |