| Player | Position | Games | SPPs | Skills | Injuries |
13 | Showing your knees | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Forgotten Milk | Chaos Halfling | 4 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sprint | n, d |
15 | Not Washing your Hands | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 10 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
14 | Flu | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 7 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
13 | Oprah | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 12 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Diving Tackle | d |
11 | Whiners | Chaos Halfling | 6 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | -av, d |
12 | pigeons | Chaos Halfling | 11 | 17 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Claw, +MA | n, d |
10 | Flat Beer | Chaos Halfling | 3 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
9 | Misplaced Keys | Chaos Halfling | 7 | 8 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Sure Feet | d |
7 | Cuss words | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 0 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | d |
6 | Slang | Chaos Halfling | 9 | 2 | Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty | n |
1 | Satan | Chaos Spawn | 6 | 8 | Frenzy, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Horns, Always Hungry, Loner, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal, Break Tackle | d |